I like to indulge in some junk food from time to time. One of my favorites is a deep-fried Twinkie. After all, it’s not every day you can have a deep-fried Twinkie. Unless you’re one of those fat cats with a pantry full of thousands of Twinkies and a deep fryer in your kitchen. And if you are one of those fat cats, I have something to say to you: don’t sleep too soundly at night. Some day I’m coming for those Twinkies.