Archive for the ‘Reflections’ Category

Worm Farmin’ Ain’t Easy

The thing about worm farming is, some of the worms are jerks right from the start and never change their attitudes. It’s true what they say, you can’t win with all the worms.

My Kind of Book Learnin’

I do my best book learnin’ in an outhouse behind the library.

Deep-fried Twinkies

I like to indulge in some junk food from time to time. One of my favorites is a deep-fried Twinkie. After all, it’s not every day you can have a deep-fried Twinkie. Unless you’re one of those fat cats with a pantry full of thousands of Twinkies and a deep fryer in your kitchen. And [...]

The Finger That Bleeds

I cut my finger with a knife and it bled. I forgot to measure how much blood I lost. It could have been an ounce or maybe a gallon. Now I’ll never know.

The Day Frank Died

It was a bad day for Frank. It was a good day for me. I didn’t like Frank.