When shopping for a milk goat, avoid the goats that try to stab you with sharp sticks. Those goats will be better used as stick sharpening goats than milk goats.
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Money Making Idea
When selling your old clothes to homeless people, you’ll find you can get more money from the ones that still have teeth. After going toothless, they have a lot less money for buying clothes.
Fake Heart Attacks
We all know that a fake heart attack is a great way to get some time off from work. But as you’ve probably noticed by now, you can only fake a heart attack so many times before people wonder if maybe you’re lying to get time off from work. Well, maybe you can only have [...]