We all know that a fake heart attack is a great way to get some time off from work. But as you’ve probably noticed by now, you can only fake a heart attack so many times before people wonder if maybe you’re lying to get time off from work. Well, maybe you can only have [...]
Archive for March, 2010
The Day Frank Died
It was a bad day for Frank. It was a good day for me. I didn’t like Frank.
Beautiful Lamp
Overheard: “My lamp! You broke my beautiful lamp! I’m going to kill you.”