Archive for March, 2010

Fake Heart Attacks

We all know that a fake heart attack is a great way to get some time off from work. But as you’ve probably noticed by now, you can only fake a heart attack so many times before people wonder if maybe you’re lying to get time off from work. Well, maybe you can only have [...]

The Day Frank Died

It was a bad day for Frank. It was a good day for me. I didn’t like Frank.

Note to Self

Don’t talk to Satan.

Beautiful Lamp

Overheard: “My lamp! You broke my beautiful lamp! I’m going to kill you.”

Battling Demons

They say we all have our demons to battle. I tried my hardest, but I grew tired of losing so I gave up. I think I would have kept fighting if I had a cool demon slaying sword. You know, maybe one of those demon slaying swords that is forged from the souls of the [...]